Are you looking to get that guy in your life, who already has everything, something new and different? Why not a machinegun? They come in all different barrel lengths and calibers, fit nicely under the tree (that is unless you decide to go all out and buy him a Browning 50. Caliber), and provide endless hours of enjoyment. More importantly, you will never have to worry about your mate complaining about the shoes or purses that are stored under the bed, in the closet, and which take up the entire coat rack!
BUT, what do you do if he already has a Rambo-collection? Isn’t it obvious? You buy him the Merry Christmas – I Have a MachineGun t-shirt! This is the perfect gift for those machinegun enthusiasts, who want the world to know that Santa brought him a beautiful machinegun.